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Look, I get that fashion andcosplaycan be expensive, especially when you’re buying from a brand, but I have to draw the line here. $160 for a single carrier bag? If you want a souvenir from the game, there are prettier souvenirs, and if it’s for cosplay, you can get a pack of75yellow carrier bags online for $10. If it’s for style… why?

As reported byRock Paper Shotgun, ZA/UM and Atelier are selling thesame carrier bagthat Harry Du Bois uses to collect bottles that he later trades for cash. The €159 isn’t just because it’s licensed merch, but because it’s made up of an expensive Dyneema fabric “15x stronger than steel” (and stronger than Kevlar).

Man on some steps holding a Disco Elysium carrier bag.

I’m not sure what shopping requires fabric 15x stronger than steel, but it’s not the kind of shopping you’d do with a plastic carrier bag anyway. And this thing istiny,because in-game, it’s meant to be a bog-standard plastic shopping bag, so you wouldn’t fit anything heavy enough to rip it anyway. I suppose you could at least save yourself from getting shot in Big Tesco.

This Is The “Last Carrier Bag You’ll Ever Need”

According to the website, this Disco Elysium-styled carrier bag is “the last you’ll ever need”, and I would hope so. At roughly £130, in the UK, you could buy 1,320 carrier bags for that price. If you were to go shopping once a week, and use a single carrier bag (it’d be a light shop), it’d take you 25 years to get that many plastic bags.

It’s a weird bit of merch that fundamentally misunderstands the themes of Disco Elysium amidst a storm of controversy,layoffs, and spiritual successors. It all feels a bit grimy, and I’m not sure Harry would react all that well if you walked up to him with a $160 carrier bag while he scrounges for bottles to get by.

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Disco Elysium

WHERE TO PLAY

Disco Elysium first launched in 2019 and sees you play the role of a detective investigating a murder. Critically acclaimed for its themes, art style, and largely combat-free gameplay, with a more complete version of the game, The Final Cut, launched in 2021.